What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i permit you to call me
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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