I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
the day after is always just damage control
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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