All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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