Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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