So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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