My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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