At least make sure they are 18
Why
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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