it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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