Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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