You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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