I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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