I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
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