Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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