Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
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