Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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