So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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