We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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