Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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