Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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