im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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