Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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