Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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