actually, I'm a sock model
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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