I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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