I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
