The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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