i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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