If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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