we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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