Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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