I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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