is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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