Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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