The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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