id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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