loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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