bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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