we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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