Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Holy shit dude........stairs
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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