honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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