Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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