Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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