weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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