i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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