Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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