that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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