Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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