So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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