I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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