So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
where am i from again
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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