every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Randomize