So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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