try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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