Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
how does that bad decision feel?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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