He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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