Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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