sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
it hurts more in the daytime
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
